Ben has 2 boxes of... 01.07.2010

Pseudonym: ben says: (3:58:44 PM)

have you equip yourself for saturday

xav says: (3:59:50 PM)

not yet

xav says: (3:59:53 PM)

rmb lightsticks

xav says: (4:00:08 PM)

btw you got fuck face

Pseudonym: ben says: (4:00:52 PM)

yeah i've got 2 boxes of them

xav says: (4:05:07 PM)

2 boxes of fuckfaces?

Pseudonym: ben says: (4:05:12 PM)

stfu

Pseudonym: ben says: (4:05:16 PM)

im not goign to talk to you

xav says: (4:09:09 PM)

yea u need to take some time to work on your spelling

xav says: (4:09:11 PM)

you may go

Best way to blow $500, 10.06.10

Keith Chia

Wasted 500 bucks on an asshole. :S Take it and go lar. fuck off.

5 minutes ago · Comment ·

Xavier See

you bought an anus?

3 minutes ago ·

this is why...guys are born tough.

No matter how tough a guy is,no matter how many hours he clock at the gym,no guy can ever take a PMS-ing girl head on.It's true when they say there's no force stronger than Mother Nature;INFINITE MATERNAL force

Rayes is under attack.

From a lovely friend of mine.

Women don't dress for guys.They dress for themselves.If they'd dress for guys,they'd be naked all the time.

From my buddy Zane.

Thank god life's a bitch, because if life was a slut, it'll be too EASY.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And dear Rayes is enlisting soon.Maybe only guys have to ns because we have been learning to aim since we were born.

At attica

Rayes: I heard girls from finland are trouble.how well do you live up to your reputation?
Mia: Very well *pulls both of hips in*. Are you single?
Rayes: Is that all you've got? Girls have got to be more creative nowadays! *pulls her in closer* Well depends on who's asking.Are you asking for yourself or your friends' behalf?
Mia: We all wanna know.
Rayes: The more the merrier!
Mia: *Starts talking dirty in my ear*
Rayes: Hey now this isn't really the place for this...
Mia: That will be 3.95 dollars please.It was a minute long.
Rayes: What?! Ok i'll talk for a minute long too.
Mia: Nope that will be sexual harassment.

Breaking the news to Tim, 19.01.10

Xavier says: (6:00:21 PM)

u know what

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:00:26 PM)

?

Xavier says: (6:02:25 PM)

someone told me something abt u

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:02:36 PM)

aper sia?

Xavier says: (6:02:55 PM)

must clarify with u

Xavier says: (6:03:05 PM)

cos i didnt believe at first

Xavier says: (6:03:12 PM)

but got incriminating evidence

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:03:14 PM)

yea. get to the point. hurry up. HAAHA!

Xavier says: (6:03:31 PM)

remind me nxt time

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:03:37 PM)

ma de.

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:03:46 PM)

why cant you say it now?

Xavier says: (6:04:25 PM)

kanut

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:04:54 PM)

like girl.

Xavier says: (6:05:02 PM)

yes

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:06:23 PM)

good thing or bad?

Xavier says: (6:06:55 PM)

i can tell u now

Xavier says: (6:07:05 PM)

but u gotta make sure

Xavier says: (6:07:17 PM)

that u take it seriously

Xavier says: (6:07:19 PM)

like i told u in person

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:07:33 PM)

i so serious.

Xavier says: (6:07:37 PM)

lol true

Xavier says: (6:07:39 PM)

ok

Xavier says: (6:07:41 PM)

anyway

Xavier says: (6:07:43 PM)

my friend said

Xavier says: (6:07:51 PM)

your face like banana

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:08:01 PM)

wow.

Xavier says: (6:08:14 PM)

yes

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:08:24 PM)

how the hell do you get evidence for that?

Xavier says: (6:08:45 PM)

i have seen your face

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:09:06 PM)

..

Daniel explains why he never watches the big bang theory

6:30pm Xavier

u shld watch the big bang theory

6:30pm Daniel

i dunnoe man, it hits too close to home

and i knew a guy like sheldon once

6:30pm Xavier

LOL

6:30pm Daniel

yeah, i broke his arm

hur hur hur

Now for a little German action...


Rayes says:
hey now...slow down...i'm selected for most charming 19 year old already

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
my foot!

Rayes says:
another girl with foot fetish?

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
LOl. hilarious.

Rayes says:
how'd you know i give good foot massages?

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
noo arse.

Rayes says:
sorry i don't do anal!

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
gosh! can u like stop it?

Rayes says:
not till you call my name!

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
fine. mr (insert real name here)
thank you very much! :D

Rayes says:
hahahahahahhahaahahhaa

09.11.09 - Batman and Robin Make-out

This conversation takes place after Jeff sends me this picture :

(BTW, i really find this more offensive than porn... it goes against everything i believed in when i was growing up... but more on that another time...)

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:05 PM)

nabei

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:07 PM)

can u imagine

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:16 PM)

if u in trouble, they kena summon come and save you

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:26 PM)

then they make out let you see instead

Jeffrey says: (8:24:41 PM)

then they both take turns and sodomise u

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:42 PM)

then batman say "to the batmobil"

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:53 PM)

then they pang seh you because of their urges

Jeffrey says: (8:25:39 PM)

fuck mann, now i think hes not cool anymore

From my buddy sanchez on sex.

"Sex is like a gun.You pull,you shoot...you run"

Thinking of Water 081009

W.L. says: (7:45:35 PM)

有想我吗?kEkEz

W.L. says: (7:45:37 PM)

Lol

xav* the adventure that is life says: (7:46:57 PM)

ni shi shui?

W.L. says: (7:47:13 PM)

Haha

W.L. says: (7:47:29 PM)

I'm not water!

W.L. says: (7:47:29 PM)

Wahahahaha

xav* the adventure that is life says: (7:47:38 PM)

LOL

xav* the adventure that is life says: (7:47:43 PM)

fucking lame lol

25.09.09 - Jiron puts it the right way

On idiots giving other idiots idiotic dating advice.

Jiron. says:
it's as if they cant see they arent different from the guy whose balls got whacked

PWNED!

So i was discussing with Jasmine about guys being visual creatures while girls are being triggered by how they feel.It gradually switched to bimbos and girls who take more effort in making themselves look good rather than self improvement.

The next line made me learn never to mess with girls who have both brains and looks.

Jas : The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than they can think.


OUCHHHH

12.09.09 - PTE BENJAMIN CHEW

After passing out of BMT after 1 WHOLE YEAR LOL!

Pseudonym: ben says: (2:10:57 PM)

anything you can reach me through my camera phone

xav* i won't worry bout a thing says: (2:11:04 PM)

LOL

On the winner of Miss S1ng@p0r3(just so the winner doesn't google this directly and get hurt reading this)

Funny comments by my friends on msn.

I can't imagine my life without several people says:
i think just random choose any girl in sp also better than her
and whos called ris ?
pasir ris meh
wth


You loved me more than you ever would says:
I swear to god I hope she gets some brains before she gets more sex,'If I'm feeling naughty I'll be wearing something red...and loud...Something you know?Booms.'
seriously wad the eff!Her dildo's a dynamite between her legs?Or a red chilli?


-FML=Feel My legs- says:
Fucking terrorist.
I hope she don't feel naughty on Miss Universe and blow the freaking place up.
She can die,but please leave Miss Puerto Rico alone:(
AND AND AND
WTF IS KHAKI GREEN.LAPPERD spots and ZEEBERA prints.WTF IS ZEBRA PRINTS?!?
THINK NIGHT SAFARI AR?

Ripped off my friend Brian's facebook status

Blond,'What does IDK stand for?'.
Me, 'I don't know.'
Blond,'OMG nobody knows?!?'

Fucking Typo 140809

Xavier See

will let ya knw if im hitting manila any time soon... that sounds lovely, we can then burn off the calories together while laying zombies in L4D

about a minute ago · Delete

Xavier See

holy fuck, i meant, slaying zombies LOL
about a minute ago . Delete

Lhemie Palermo

hahhahahaa....coolness! aryt then you take care chico!
59 seconds ago

Lhemie Palermo

LOL!!!!

31 seconds ago

we all make mistakes 140809

Jiron. says:
cant be as bad as my pox
Jiron. says:
my face has black flakey spots, so...
xav* our eyes met as she passed me by says:
haha
xav* our eyes met as she passed me by says:
yikky
Jiron. says:
yeah i dont even dare look at meself in the mirror
xav* our eyes met as she passed me by says:
u mean u could before this?
xav* our eyes met as she passed me by says:

Jiron. says:
before this, i thought i was the best looking dude i know
xav* our eyes met as she passed me by says:
hey we all make mistakes hombre, dont sweat it

Staying Positive in Hard Times 130809

Jeffrey says: (6:24:56 PM)

why u look so happy in the wheelchair?

xav* WE ARE TAKING OVER! says: (6:25:28 PM)

haha

xav* WE ARE TAKING OVER! says: (6:25:31 PM)

take pic must smile what

My facebook status : For guys who wanna get laid badly,join engineering.Everyday,you'll either get screwed by engineering or you'll go 'screw engineering'.In any case it's win-win,7 days a week,24 hours a day!

B : I get fucked pretty badly by architecture too.I don't need Julius/a guy.

Me:LOL

B : Yea in the ass.I don't like anal.