Friday, September 11, 2009

12.09.09 - PTE BENJAMIN CHEW

After passing out of BMT after 1 WHOLE YEAR LOL!

Pseudonym: ben says: (2:10:57 PM)
anything you can reach me through my camera phone

xav* i won't worry bout a thing says: (2:11:04 PM)
LOL

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

On the winner of Miss S1ng@p0r3(just so the winner doesn't google this directly and get hurt reading this)

Funny comments by my friends on msn.

I can't imagine my life without several people says:
i think just random choose any girl in sp also better than her
and whos called ris ?
pasir ris meh
wth


You loved me more than you ever would says:
I swear to god I hope she gets some brains before she gets more sex,'If I'm feeling naughty I'll be wearing something red...and loud...Something you know?Booms.'
seriously wad the eff!Her dildo's a dynamite between her legs?Or a red chilli?


-FML=Feel My legs- says:
Fucking terrorist.
I hope she don't feel naughty on Miss Universe and blow the freaking place up.
She can die,but please leave Miss Puerto Rico alone:(
AND AND AND
WTF IS KHAKI GREEN.LAPPERD spots and ZEEBERA prints.WTF IS ZEBRA PRINTS?!?
THINK NIGHT SAFARI AR?

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Ripped off my friend Brian's facebook status

Blond,'What does IDK stand for?'.
Me, 'I don't know.'
Blond,'OMG nobody knows?!?'

Friday, August 14, 2009

Fucking Typo 140809



Xavier See
Xavier See
will let ya knw if im hitting manila any time soon... that sounds lovely, we can then burn off the calories together while laying zombies in L4D
about a minute ago · Delete

Xavier See
Xavier See
holy fuck, i meant, slaying zombies LOL
about a minute ago . Delete

Lhemie Palermo
Lhemie Palermo
hahhahahaa....coolness! aryt then you take care chico!
59 seconds ago

Lhemie Palermo
31 seconds ago

Thursday, August 13, 2009

we all make mistakes 140809

Jiron. says:
cant be as bad as my pox
Jiron. says:
my face has black flakey spots, so...
xav* our eyes met as she passed me by says:
haha
xav* our eyes met as she passed me by says:
yikky
Jiron. says:
yeah i dont even dare look at meself in the mirror
xav* our eyes met as she passed me by says:
u mean u could before this?
xav* our eyes met as she passed me by says:

Jiron. says:
before this, i thought i was the best looking dude i know
xav* our eyes met as she passed me by says:
hey we all make mistakes hombre, dont sweat it

Staying Positive in Hard Times 130809

Jeffrey says: (6:24:56 PM)
why u look so happy in the wheelchair?
xav* WE ARE TAKING OVER! says: (6:25:28 PM)
haha
xav* WE ARE TAKING OVER! says: (6:25:31 PM)
take pic must smile what

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

My facebook status : For guys who wanna get laid badly,join engineering.Everyday,you'll either get screwed by engineering or you'll go 'screw engineering'.In any case it's win-win,7 days a week,24 hours a day!

B : I get fucked pretty badly by architecture too.I don't need Julius/a guy.

Me:LOL

B : Yea in the ass.I don't like anal.