Daniel explains why he never watches the big bang theory

6:30pm Xavier

u shld watch the big bang theory

6:30pm Daniel

i dunnoe man, it hits too close to home

and i knew a guy like sheldon once

6:30pm Xavier

LOL

6:30pm Daniel

yeah, i broke his arm

hur hur hur

Now for a little German action...


Rayes says:
hey now...slow down...i'm selected for most charming 19 year old already

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
my foot!

Rayes says:
another girl with foot fetish?

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
LOl. hilarious.

Rayes says:
how'd you know i give good foot massages?

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
noo arse.

Rayes says:
sorry i don't do anal!

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
gosh! can u like stop it?

Rayes says:
not till you call my name!

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
fine. mr (insert real name here)
thank you very much! :D

Rayes says:
hahahahahahhahaahahhaa

09.11.09 - Batman and Robin Make-out

This conversation takes place after Jeff sends me this picture :

(BTW, i really find this more offensive than porn... it goes against everything i believed in when i was growing up... but more on that another time...)

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:05 PM)

nabei

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:07 PM)

can u imagine

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:16 PM)

if u in trouble, they kena summon come and save you

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:26 PM)

then they make out let you see instead

Jeffrey says: (8:24:41 PM)

then they both take turns and sodomise u

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:42 PM)

then batman say "to the batmobil"

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:53 PM)

then they pang seh you because of their urges

Jeffrey says: (8:25:39 PM)

fuck mann, now i think hes not cool anymore

From my buddy sanchez on sex.

"Sex is like a gun.You pull,you shoot...you run"

Thinking of Water 081009

W.L. says: (7:45:35 PM)

有想我吗?kEkEz

W.L. says: (7:45:37 PM)

Lol

xav* the adventure that is life says: (7:46:57 PM)

ni shi shui?

W.L. says: (7:47:13 PM)

Haha

W.L. says: (7:47:29 PM)

I'm not water!

W.L. says: (7:47:29 PM)

Wahahahaha

xav* the adventure that is life says: (7:47:38 PM)

LOL

xav* the adventure that is life says: (7:47:43 PM)

fucking lame lol

25.09.09 - Jiron puts it the right way

On idiots giving other idiots idiotic dating advice.

Jiron. says:
it's as if they cant see they arent different from the guy whose balls got whacked

PWNED!

So i was discussing with Jasmine about guys being visual creatures while girls are being triggered by how they feel.It gradually switched to bimbos and girls who take more effort in making themselves look good rather than self improvement.

The next line made me learn never to mess with girls who have both brains and looks.

Jas : The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than they can think.


OUCHHHH