this is why...guys are born tough.

No matter how tough a guy is,no matter how many hours he clock at the gym,no guy can ever take a PMS-ing girl head on.It's true when they say there's no force stronger than Mother Nature;INFINITE MATERNAL force

Rayes is under attack.

From a lovely friend of mine.

Women don't dress for guys.They dress for themselves.If they'd dress for guys,they'd be naked all the time.

From my buddy Zane.

Thank god life's a bitch, because if life was a slut, it'll be too EASY.

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And dear Rayes is enlisting soon.Maybe only guys have to ns because we have been learning to aim since we were born.

At attica

Rayes: I heard girls from finland are trouble.how well do you live up to your reputation?
Mia: Very well *pulls both of hips in*. Are you single?
Rayes: Is that all you've got? Girls have got to be more creative nowadays! *pulls her in closer* Well depends on who's asking.Are you asking for yourself or your friends' behalf?
Mia: We all wanna know.
Rayes: The more the merrier!
Mia: *Starts talking dirty in my ear*
Rayes: Hey now this isn't really the place for this...
Mia: That will be 3.95 dollars please.It was a minute long.
Rayes: What?! Ok i'll talk for a minute long too.
Mia: Nope that will be sexual harassment.

Breaking the news to Tim, 19.01.10

Xavier says: (6:00:21 PM)

u know what

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:00:26 PM)

?

Xavier says: (6:02:25 PM)

someone told me something abt u

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:02:36 PM)

aper sia?

Xavier says: (6:02:55 PM)

must clarify with u

Xavier says: (6:03:05 PM)

cos i didnt believe at first

Xavier says: (6:03:12 PM)

but got incriminating evidence

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:03:14 PM)

yea. get to the point. hurry up. HAAHA!

Xavier says: (6:03:31 PM)

remind me nxt time

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:03:37 PM)

ma de.

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:03:46 PM)

why cant you say it now?

Xavier says: (6:04:25 PM)

kanut

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:04:54 PM)

like girl.

Xavier says: (6:05:02 PM)

yes

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:06:23 PM)

good thing or bad?

Xavier says: (6:06:55 PM)

i can tell u now

Xavier says: (6:07:05 PM)

but u gotta make sure

Xavier says: (6:07:17 PM)

that u take it seriously

Xavier says: (6:07:19 PM)

like i told u in person

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:07:33 PM)

i so serious.

Xavier says: (6:07:37 PM)

lol true

Xavier says: (6:07:39 PM)

ok

Xavier says: (6:07:41 PM)

anyway

Xavier says: (6:07:43 PM)

my friend said

Xavier says: (6:07:51 PM)

your face like banana

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:08:01 PM)

wow.

Xavier says: (6:08:14 PM)

yes

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:08:24 PM)

how the hell do you get evidence for that?

Xavier says: (6:08:45 PM)

i have seen your face

timothy: for a minute i didnt recognise you and that minute was the happiest moment of my life. says: (6:09:06 PM)

..

Daniel explains why he never watches the big bang theory

6:30pm Xavier

u shld watch the big bang theory

6:30pm Daniel

i dunnoe man, it hits too close to home

and i knew a guy like sheldon once

6:30pm Xavier

LOL

6:30pm Daniel

yeah, i broke his arm

hur hur hur

Now for a little German action...


Rayes says:
hey now...slow down...i'm selected for most charming 19 year old already

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
my foot!

Rayes says:
another girl with foot fetish?

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
LOl. hilarious.

Rayes says:
how'd you know i give good foot massages?

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
noo arse.

Rayes says:
sorry i don't do anal!

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
gosh! can u like stop it?

Rayes says:
not till you call my name!

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
fine. mr (insert real name here)
thank you very much! :D

Rayes says:
hahahahahahhahaahahhaa

09.11.09 - Batman and Robin Make-out

This conversation takes place after Jeff sends me this picture :

(BTW, i really find this more offensive than porn... it goes against everything i believed in when i was growing up... but more on that another time...)

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:05 PM)

nabei

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:07 PM)

can u imagine

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:16 PM)

if u in trouble, they kena summon come and save you

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:26 PM)

then they make out let you see instead

Jeffrey says: (8:24:41 PM)

then they both take turns and sodomise u

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:42 PM)

then batman say "to the batmobil"

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:53 PM)

then they pang seh you because of their urges

Jeffrey says: (8:25:39 PM)

fuck mann, now i think hes not cool anymore