x & m, 290409

Miche

i just watched something that seemed very fitting for your character.

it was hilarious

so we'd characterise it as x and m

Miche

x: i think women are all sex objects 

m: -gives a look of disdain- why so? 

x:cos whenever i ask for sex, women object.

(Miche was obviously joking... well, she'd better be. come on, im not like that...)

M | A | X says:
rules are made to be broken

Rayes Momentum is the key. says:
these rules are made to make you soar

M | A | X says:
but are still rules

Rayes Momentum is the key. says:
differentiates the world fastest man and a flying man

M | A | X says:
hmm how about the world's fastest flying man?
best of both worlds

Rayes Momentum is the key. says:
think about leaving the ground first
cannot even run properly wanna be the fastest flyer
can't even fly yet-_-

M | A | X says:
hahaha pay money go aeroplane la
why do it yourself when you can get ppl to do it for you
hahahaha

Rayes Momentum is the key. says:
ok next time i do your wife for you(provided she's hot)

Jeff chen says:
yall young men wanna fuck , fuck safely

Rayes Pounce. says:
wear 3 condoms
confirm safe

Jeff chen says:
wear 2

Rayes Pounce. says:
then still can feel anything meh

Jeff chen says:
with medicated oil in between

Rayes Pounce. says:
HAHHAHAHAHA

Jeff chen says:
if she scream means outside torn
if u scream means inside torn

Rayes Pounce. says:
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
omg this is classic

Rayes An apple a day keeps the doctor away,Unless there are worms in the apple! says:
you've only got 28800 days for an average human life
you've passed 1/4 of it
last 2/4 you'd have erectile dysfunction for sure
you sure you wanna waste another day

M | A | X says:
there's viagra

Rayes An apple a day keeps the doctor away,Unless there are worms in the apple! says:
yea imagine you're doing oldies like yourself

M | A | X says:
HAHAHAHAHA

Ben does me a favour, 050409

*unicefxav*                                                                         what you think about, you bring about says: (8:49:29 PM)

do me a favour can?

Pseudonym: ben says: (8:49:42 PM)

what isssit about

*unicefxav*                                                                         what you think about, you bring about says: (8:49:47 PM)

well

*unicefxav*                                                                         what you think about, you bring about says: (8:49:48 PM)

if u can ah

*unicefxav*                                                                         what you think about, you bring about says: (8:49:49 PM)

later

*unicefxav*                                                                         what you think about, you bring about says: (8:49:52 PM)

when u meet us

*unicefxav*                                                                         what you think about, you bring about says: (8:49:56 PM)

pls dont bring ur face

Pseudonym: ben says: (8:50:10 PM)

im afraid i cant agree to that

*unicefxav*                                                                         what you think about, you bring about says: (8:50:17 PM)

im afraid of your face..

Zach, on the memorable night that he forgot all about

*naf EggHead. Alcohol is NOT the answer to life's troubles. says: (5:25:35 PM)

heard u were gone before me

*naf EggHead. Alcohol is NOT the answer to life's troubles. says: (5:25:35 PM)

hahahaha

*unicefxav*                                                                         what you think about, you bring about says: (5:41:44 PM)

fuck off goner

*naf EggHead. Alcohol is NOT the answer to life's troubles. says: (5:42:07 PM)

fuck u pussy i couldnt even find u

*unicefxav*                                                                         what you think about, you bring about says: (5:42:24 PM)

we fuckin battled to 4 minutes

*unicefxav*                                                                         what you think about, you bring about says: (5:42:31 PM)

and u fell to the grnd

*unicefxav*                                                                         what you think about, you bring about says: (5:42:52 PM)

but i think thats because u had this big-fat L on ur face thats why u lost ur balance

*naf EggHead. Alcohol is NOT the answer to life's troubles. says: (5:43:09 PM)

oh.. rite. hahaha i rmb the falling part, damn loser. HAHAHAH

*unicefxav*                                                                         what you think about, you bring about says: (5:43:19 PM)

vkm-ed mofo

In bali,on Nyepi day(google it).Talking to Australian dude who has a super heavy accent.

Edwin,'Damn this is boring man.I can't believe we're in this shit!'

Aussie,'Yea man this sucks mate.Did you bring on a gay party?'

Edwin,' *wtf to himself while aussie dude walks to his friends*'

Edwin to maya,'What did he say?Did you bring on a gay party?'

Maya,'No he said 'Did you bring a game player''

When kids ask about ahem

'What's a threesome?'

'Oh,it's a game,that adults play sometimes'

Edwin,'wth,bali taxi drivers are damn horny.'

Maya,'Why?'

Edwin,'Everytime they drive past tourists they will sound their horns,horny bastards.'