Monday, November 9, 2009

Now for a little German action...


Rayes says:
hey now...slow down...i'm selected for most charming 19 year old already

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
my foot!

Rayes says:
another girl with foot fetish?

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
LOl. hilarious.

Rayes says:
how'd you know i give good foot massages?

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
noo arse.

Rayes says:
sorry i don't do anal!

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
gosh! can u like stop it?

Rayes says:
not till you call my name!

♣☻♦♥vielleicht auch fuer immer♥♦☻♣ says:
fine. mr (insert real name here)
thank you very much! :D

Rayes says:
hahahahahahhahaahahhaa

09.11.09 - Batman and Robin Make-out

This conversation takes place after Jeff sends me this picture :

(BTW, i really find this more offensive than porn... it goes against everything i believed in when i was growing up... but more on that another time...)

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:05 PM)
nabei

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:07 PM)
can u imagine

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:16 PM)
if u in trouble, they kena summon come and save you

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:26 PM)
then they make out let you see instead

Jeffrey says: (8:24:41 PM)
then they both take turns and sodomise u

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:42 PM)
then batman say "to the batmobil"

xav* glamourous days of our lives says: (8:24:53 PM)
then they pang seh you because of their urges

Jeffrey says: (8:25:39 PM)
fuck mann, now i think hes not cool anymore