From a lovely friend of mine.

Women don't dress for guys.They dress for themselves.If they'd dress for guys,they'd be naked all the time.

From my buddy Zane.

Thank god life's a bitch, because if life was a slut, it'll be too EASY.

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And dear Rayes is enlisting soon.Maybe only guys have to ns because we have been learning to aim since we were born.

At attica

Rayes: I heard girls from finland are trouble.how well do you live up to your reputation?
Mia: Very well *pulls both of hips in*. Are you single?
Rayes: Is that all you've got? Girls have got to be more creative nowadays! *pulls her in closer* Well depends on who's asking.Are you asking for yourself or your friends' behalf?
Mia: We all wanna know.
Rayes: The more the merrier!
Mia: *Starts talking dirty in my ear*
Rayes: Hey now this isn't really the place for this...
Mia: That will be 3.95 dollars please.It was a minute long.
Rayes: What?! Ok i'll talk for a minute long too.
Mia: Nope that will be sexual harassment.